PIG-DOG OF THE WEEK
Every dog has his day and here is the worst of the worst

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So, That’s Why You Weren’t Doing The Babysitter!

My boyfriend is one of those men that convinces you that everything is ok when it isn’t. He is very smooth and slick. One day, while I was babysitting HIS KIDS, I drove by and asked his two little girls if they wanted to stop by daddy's house for a little while. They said yes and so I pulled in the driveway to see another car in my spot!  I parked my car and got out. As I began to walk up his stairs, I heard noises.  I didn’t want the girls to hear, so I told them to stay at the bottom of the stairs for a minute.  I went up and rang the door bell.  He answered the door a couple minutes later out of breath and with a very surprised look on his face!  He was there having sex with a woman he works with! A woman that he previously claimed to hate and think was incredibly annoying. Thinking that he could get away with it, he started accusing me of checking up on him so I showed him that his children were waiting at the bottom of the stairs. I just looked at him and left!


 
Get Out Of Jail Free

One evening, when I was entertaining some out-of-town friends, the guy I was seeing called me. He sounded very upset.  He said his best friend's sister was in jail and the friend was out of town on business. His best friend was frantic and wanted my boyfriend to get his sister out of jail.  My boyfriend said he did not have enough money to get her out of jail, and asked me to come and bring him a hundred dollars and we'd go to get her out together.  I got the money and we went and got her out. Then we all three went to his house.  When we arrived he told me to GET OUT – that he wanted to spend the night with her!  Turned out, she was an old girlfriend and not a friends sister.  He just wanted to see her[she used her one phone call to him].  He just used me to get her out!  And, neither one ever paid me back!

The Devil Made Me Do It

Before my divorce my ex-husband made a comment that will stay with me for the rest of my life.  He and I had done some work for a "nice gentleman". I found out more about the gentleman's background than did my ex. The "nice" man was a minister who was adamantly against alcohol, bars, or any type of so called "loose" behavior. The man was staunch. I will call him "Bill" to protect his privacy. My ex had taken to staying out late at night and always had an excuse. By now I was tired of his lies, of him, and was planning to leave anyway. Well, one night he stays out till 3 a.m. and comes home smelling like a bar and more. He hops in bed, wakes me up, and starts with his lying apologies. It went as follows: it's all old Bill's fault that I'm late.  He wanted to have a drink, so, I went with him to a bar and baby it was a bad bar there were hookers there and Bill was so drunk that I couldn't leave him there alone, someone could have rolled him. I just sort of laughed to myself at his stupid lie and went back to sleep. Two days later my ex came home from work in a rage and made the following statement; "Damn you! The next time I lie to you, you tell me I'm lying to you, don't let me make a damn fool of myself!"  He couldn't believe that I wouldn't tell him what I knew.  Needless to say, I divorced him many years ago and have lived a much happier life.



The Cable Guy ( I Shoulda Got Satellite )
(Special Note:  Although the pig-dog of the week is usually reserved for men, this story was too good not to share, so this week we have 4 selections instead of 3.)

I had been married for about for about 2 1/2 years and dated for about 11-12 years. We were blessed with a son that was 2 years when my wife decided to order cable.The local cable company sent someone out and my now ex-wife answered the door. She went outside to discuss the details, when another knock occurred and I took it.  It was two friends of mine and one of them said I think the cable guy is hitting on your wife.  I said I trust her and never gave it a second thought.  Our cable was to be installed a few days later during the morning time.  My wife worked and I had a nightshift at Disneyland Park so I was at home to open the door for the man who changed my & my son lives forever.  I found out about two weeks later that not only he installed cable in my house but he installed his cable into my wife that night.  They now live together and I live alone without cable t.v.  I hope you enjoyed my story as much as I did sharing it about the two pigs in my life.

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